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WE ARE GOLDI AND BEAR
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about GOLDI

Age: 99
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Trans (Non-Binary)/Queer/Femme
Weight: 130 lbs
Height: 5'6"
Shoe Size 8
Clothing Size: s/xs
**** Size: ....? Depends on mood, it's detachable!
“That’s what she said!”
Don’t even try to put a label on her, we might implode trying to find the perfect word to describe her. Have you ever walked into an old bookstore, took a deep breath and thought “this is weird, but I am home”? That’s how she is
What body type is she into? I’ll make it easy, if she likes you, she’ll like your junk. Shape, size, color. None of that matters (unless its green, then we might make an appointment at the doctor because she love us all enough to go there before we GO THERE, if you know what I mean…) ***** are great! ***** are great! Butts are great! Bodies in all shapes and sizes are great!! Be a good human. Talk to her and shower regularly and you will get along just dandy:D
Other random things about Mermaid. I don’t think she will ever reach the illustrious age of being a “grown up”. (The name should be a dead giveaway for that). She sings and reads. She obsesses about coffee. Mermaid likes creating art in whatever form she’s in the mood for at the moment. This Mermaid has depression, but fret not! This packaging comes with random sparkles and **** tons of energy!! Kindness and manners matter! With that in mind, she loves talking about everything!! Let her get to know and love the wonderful person you are.
about BEAR

Age: Older than the ancients
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Pan/Poly/Vers/Bear
Weight: 280 lbs
Height: 5’10”
Shoe Size: 10.5 wide
****: 8″ girth 6.25″
“**** I need more **** in my life”
Bear/Doctor Giles- He is so ******* ****…. Try not to be too jealous though…. He is great about spreading his sexiness as often as possible. He is DEFINITELY pansexual (junk type doesn’t matter. he loves them all). Friends with benefits is his style. So, don’t be a stranger. Get to know him and become actual friends
Have you ever met someone who can do it all? Well, now you have. Bear has an incredible background in figuring all this **** out. Need to know about computers? Bear knows. What about general electronics? Bear knows. Cooking? He makes the best mother ******* food EVER. Need your car fixed? Bear. Want kick *** furniture? Well, guess what? Bear designs and makes that too!!!! Personal training? Over 20 years of experience. Radio DJ? Say whaaaat???? BEAR! Oh yeah, also, he is freaking literate! He reads science **** for fun…. Medical journals, watch out! He has done some extensive reading there too.
Along with all this intellectual fun, he is the kindest, most generous, deeply feeling soul you will ever find. If he likes you, and he most likely will, you should consider yourself incredibly luck to find him.
OFFLINE LOVE
PRE STREAM LATTE ➤ 98 tks
BUY GOLDI A BOOK ➤ 142 tks
BUY A BOAT FUND ➤ 200 tks
CHIROPRACTOR APPT ➤ 900 tks
MASSAGE APPT ➤ 1800 tks
NIGHT OUT TO DINNER ➤ 2000 tks
NEW **** OUTFIT ➤ 850 tks
NEW TOY ➤ 1399 tks
A DAY OFF ➤ 11111 tks
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Schedule
Top Tippers
Monday 9AM PST
Wednesday - 9AM PST
Friday- 9AM PST
Saturday - 9AM and 9PM PST
Tuesday, Thursday, and Sun - Offline Work
Dates and Times are subject to change
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