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• WE ARE GOLDI AND BEAR
  WELCOME TO...

  

   

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  ANARCHY MERMAID AND DOCTOR GILES
  (aka Goldilocks and Bear)
  
  Just a couple of very chill individuals that completely enjoy the beach life and each other. Aside from consuming copious amounts of coffee, we love chatting, building connections and friendships with others.
  
  We have been happily married since 2011 and camming since 2019. We have an open relationship that is not easily defined by your average labels. So, we stopped trying! We may date who we please. Both of us are bisexual and love variety. Our relationship is built on a bedrock of trust, love and mutual respect. Together we are a fantastic duo. We work together.
  
  When we aren’t working, we are playing hardcore!!!! We don’t hold still for long. Beach time is our favorite time. If we didn’t have this thing called “responsibility”, we would never leave! We absolutely love being physically active. We both work on our surfing and skateboarding skills. Hiking and generally finding the beautiful outdoors is something we thrive on.
  
  We don t shoot mainstream. Our content cannot be found on Pornhub, it can only be found through us on our provided sites.

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•    about GOLDI

  

  Age: 99

  Pronouns: She/Her

  Sexuality:  Trans (Non-Binary)/Queer/Femme

  Weight: 130 lbs

  Height: 5'6"

  Shoe Size 8

  Clothing Size: s/xs

  **** Size: ....? Depends on mood, it's detachable!

   

  “That’s what she said!”

  Don’t even try to put a label on her, we might implode trying to find the perfect word to describe her. Have you ever walked into an old bookstore, took a deep breath and thought “this is weird, but I am home”? That’s how she is
  What body type is she into? I’ll make it easy, if she likes you, she’ll like your junk. Shape, size, color. None of that matters (unless its green, then we might make an appointment at the doctor because she love us all enough to go there before we GO THERE, if you know what I mean…) ***** are great! ***** are great! Butts are great! Bodies in all shapes and sizes are great!! Be a good human. Talk to her and shower regularly and you will get along just dandy:D
  Other random things about Mermaid. I don’t think she will ever reach the illustrious age of being a “grown up”. (The name should be a dead giveaway for that). She sings and reads. She obsesses about coffee. Mermaid likes creating art in whatever form she’s in the mood for at the moment. This Mermaid has depression, but fret not! This packaging comes with random sparkles and **** tons of energy!! Kindness and manners matter! With that in mind, she loves talking about everything!! Let her get to know and love the wonderful person you are.

• about BEAR  

  

  Age: Older than the ancients

  Pronouns:  He/Him

  Sexuality:  Pan/Poly/Vers/Bear

  Weight: 280 lbs

  Height: 5’10”

  Shoe Size: 10.5 wide

  ****: 8″ girth 6.25″

   

  “**** I need more **** in my life”

  Bear/Doctor Giles- He is so ******* ****…. Try not to be too jealous though…. He is great about spreading his sexiness as often as possible. He is DEFINITELY pansexual (junk type doesn’t matter. he loves them all). Friends with benefits is his style. So, don’t be a stranger. Get to know him and become actual friends
  Have you ever met someone who can do it all? Well, now you have. Bear has an incredible background in figuring all this **** out. Need to know about computers? Bear knows. What about general electronics? Bear knows. Cooking? He makes the best mother ******* food EVER. Need your car fixed? Bear. Want kick *** furniture? Well, guess what? Bear designs and makes that too!!!! Personal training? Over 20 years of experience. Radio DJ? Say whaaaat???? BEAR! Oh yeah, also, he is freaking literate! He reads science **** for fun…. Medical journals, watch out! He has done some extensive reading there too.
  Along with all this intellectual fun, he is the kindest, most generous, deeply feeling soul you will ever find. If he likes you, and he most likely will, you should consider yourself incredibly luck to find him.

• OFFLINE LOVE 

  PRE STREAM LATTE ➤ 98 tks

  BUY GOLDI A BOOK ➤ 142 tks

  BUY A BOAT FUND ➤ 200 tks

  CHIROPRACTOR APPT ➤ 900 tks

  MASSAGE APPT ➤ 1800 tks

  NIGHT OUT TO DINNER ➤ 2000 tks

  NEW **** OUTFIT ➤ 850 tks

  NEW TOY ➤ 1399 tks

  A DAY OFF ➤ 11111 tks

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• Schedule

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    Wednesday - 9AM PST 

    Friday- 9AM PST   

    Saturday - 9AM and 9PM PST

     Tuesday, Thursday, and Sun - Offline Work

     

    Dates and Times are subject to change

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